As this was going to be a go as we please holiday, we thought we would be laid back and book our accommodation each night on route, phoning ahead on the afternoon of our arrival as we thought that we did not know how long we were going to be driving each day and how tired we were going to be. Nice plan if it works, we had not envisaged:
A. The Chamber d’hote being full.
B. The language barrier.
We had got ourselves a rather good Thomas Cook bed and breakfast guide book before we left home, and we are careful to only phone the places that advertised that the owners spoke a basic amount of English, in some cases basic meant just being able to say hello!
After stopping and phoning on more than one occasion only to be told by the people that could speak English that they were full or a rather long sentence in French by the people that spoke only basic English, so if they had a room I could not understand what they were saying, (should have spent more time with the French DVD)
We decided to stop and call in if we saw a B & B on the road, after driving for far too long we saw a place on the corner of a main junction. Armed with my French phrase book and my fingers crossed I went in nervously to see if they had a room for the night. Den decided to wait in the car as he had had enough of getting in and out of the car, was tired and thought my French was better than his (it is) so I would have more chance of success.
I read parrot fashion from my phrase book “do you have a double room with shower and toilet” and if so how much. In very broken English the friendly looking lady replied yes, when I asked how much she replied 20 Euros I thought this seemed very reasonable and expecting the price to be per person came out triumphantly to break the good news to Den.
We got our cases from the car and went in. The old looking gentleman behind the bar said she was just getting the room ready………unfortunately that gave us time to look around, it was a rather old looking hotel with lots of dark wood and furniture (have you seen the film Psycho?) After what seemed like an age she came down and said the room was ready, don’t know if you have ever been in the situation where you want to run, well this was one of them.
We were shown up the stairs and into our room, a very basic room to say the least. I asked where was the bathroom only to be shown a rather dingy and dark looking bathroom and toilet along the corridor. En Suite had not translated well into French!
We were tired and hungry and thought well we are only staying one night, we asked if we could get a meal in the Hotel and she said we could have something later. It was surprisingly good or we were very hungry, I was only too glad I had learnt to say Bien Cuit (well done) when she said she was going to be cooking beefsteak.
Thought I had better arrange tomorrows accommodation as we were going to be spending a few nights near Geneva and it would give Den a break from driving.
Phoned ahead to a rather nice looking ski lodge at
Thorens-Glieres from our trusty B & B book. Phoned and spoke to pleasant young man called Yann who advised me in marvellous English that he could only accommodate us for two nights as he was full on the Saturday with a wedding party and that if we wanted to stay with him that we should know that he was in the nature!!! Luckily I had read the guide book and knew that he was situated in a forest, and he was not expecting us to get our kit off.
I thanked him and said I would try and get fixed up elsewhere. While I was relaying the conversation to Den, my phone rang and it was Yann, he said that he had told his father of our request and he had said that it is usual when they are full to offer the hospitality of another local B and B. I accepted graciously as I did not want a repeat of today driving around.
Time to retire to bed, I don’t know why we were excited. The reality of a room for 20 euros now came to fruition. I went to plug in my mobile phone (what no electric sockets???) started to get undressed, took off my shoes expecting a nice fluffy carpet (what no carpet??) only underlay……. I know, a freshen up in the sink in the corner of the room (What no water??) oh well time for bed. In the morning went to the bathroom thought nice hot shower (what no hot water??)
After a nice refreshing cold wash we packed up, paid the bill and ran to the car. Time to hit the road. This is one we will be talking about for a long time.